CAUTION: Fore vegans and vegetarians. This “letter” is very sarcastic. Dear Meat Eater, Evolution has Brought us together at this small dinner table so Im going to try and make the most of it. Enduring the utter joy of eating beside you has caused me to introduce myself. My name is Sarah, Im a vegan. I do not eat anything that comes from animals, I chorus from dead wearing skins and eating dead body parts or drinking fluids of animals. I am now currently eating my delicious stir fried vegetable and tofu dish. The hot steam or Seasoned your dead carcass is filling my nostrils with an ever so delightful smell of torture and slaughter. The situation was Destined Because I deserve to watch you Devour the remains of a once living creature who earned the privilege of dying for your dinner. I will glean the moments we have together in this crowded restaurant That Brought us to our amazing friends Because They thought we would make a perfect couple. They thought I wonder if a blind date would mean I would become as blind as you are to the suffering in the world and chose to ignore it. The way you vigorously attack your meat with your fork and knife to rip apart the veal is creating joyful images in my mind. I love feeling the essence of a young cow and its pain, boredom, and death all residing on your white plate. Im sure it had a wonderful life of 6 months or a natural INSTEAD 25 years in a small wooden crate chained down to preventDefault movement. Does it actually Taste That much . . .