Dear Abby: April Fools’ letter writers take the cake
Dear Readers: It’s April Fools’ Day, the day I share some of the letters I receive that are so farfetched I couldn’t print them any other day. Dear Abby: I want to marry a sweet girl who just completed a prison sentence for abandoning her illegitimate kid. My problem is, my dad sells drugs, my mother died in an asylum of syphilitic insanity, my two sisters are hookers and my older brother is …
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